stephen_hannibal:

That I'm having the salesmans crisis...
Being asked to push a product that I can't back up.

This is also known as the recruiter crisis! That is why recruiters are now only supposed to work 30 hours a week.

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.
Unofficial King of international HERFing!

DSWarmack:

stephen_hannibal:

That I'm having the salesmans crisis...
Being asked to push a product that I can't back up.

This is also known as the recruiter crisis! That is why recruiters are now only supposed to work 30 hours a week.

Yeah, good luck with that... poor b@stards can't make quotas when they put in 70+ hours a week!

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"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form." -- Winston Churchill

The Sniper:

DSWarmack:

stephen_hannibal:

That I'm having the salesmans crisis...
Being asked to push a product that I can't back up.

This is also known as the recruiter crisis! That is why recruiters are now only supposed to work 30 hours a week.

Yeah, good luck with that... poor b@stards can't make quotas when they put in 70+ hours a week!

'cept the AF recruiters :0)

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Ken Light:

I'm terrible at this. I just experiment until it works. Theoretically, yeah, sure. In practice, not a f***in' clue.

I hate sitting in the urgent care waiting room!

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i love motorcycles, cigars, and women, in no particular order. not much else to say.

DSWarmack:

stephen_hannibal:

That I'm having the salesmans crisis...
Being asked to push a product that I can't back up.

This is also known as the recruiter crisis! That is why recruiters are now only supposed to work 30 hours a week.

WHAT?! when I was an Army recruiter I think my average day started about 0400, got home around 2230, saw my wife and kid on Sunday afternoon. Hence the career change.

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"It is incumbent upon every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle, which if acted on, would save one half the wars of the world" Thomas Jefferson

Amos Umwhat:

DSWarmack:

stephen_hannibal:

That I'm having the salesmans crisis...
Being asked to push a product that I can't back up.

This is also known as the recruiter crisis! That is why recruiters are now only supposed to work 30 hours a week.

WHAT?! when I was an Army recruiter I think my average day started about 0400, got home around 2230, saw my wife and kid on Sunday afternoon. Hence the career change.

+1 When I was recruiting the first picture I have of me and my daughter in the sunlight was the day after I told them they could have their job back, she was seven months old in the picture.

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.
Unofficial King of international HERFing!

skweekz:

The Sniper:

DSWarmack:

stephen_hannibal:

That I'm having the salesmans crisis...
Being asked to push a product that I can't back up.

This is also known as the recruiter crisis! That is why recruiters are now only supposed to work 30 hours a week.

Yeah, good luck with that... poor b@stards can't make quotas when they put in 70+ hours a week!

'cept the AF recruiters :0)

AF recruiters... at the office???? Yeah frickin right!

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.
Unofficial King of international HERFing!

DSWarmack:

skweekz:

The Sniper:

DSWarmack:

stephen_hannibal:

That I'm having the salesmans crisis...
Being asked to push a product that I can't back up.

This is also known as the recruiter crisis! That is why recruiters are now only supposed to work 30 hours a week.

Yeah, good luck with that... poor b@stards can't make quotas when they put in 70+ hours a week!

'cept the AF recruiters :0)

AF recruiters... at the office???? Yeah frickin right!

I remember the day I enlisted the recruiter looked at me and said "it really doesn't matter to me if you sign up. My quota for the month is 2. You'll be number 7 for my month. Don't sign the papers unless you're sure this is what you wanna do."

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Ken Light:

I'm terrible at this. I just experiment until it works. Theoretically, yeah, sure. In practice, not a f***in' clue.

skweekz:

DSWarmack:

skweekz:

The Sniper:

DSWarmack:

stephen_hannibal:

That I'm having the salesmans crisis...
Being asked to push a product that I can't back up.

This is also known as the recruiter crisis! That is why recruiters are now only supposed to work 30 hours a week.

Yeah, good luck with that... poor b@stards can't make quotas when they put in 70+ hours a week!

'cept the AF recruiters :0)

AF recruiters... at the office???? Yeah frickin right!

I remember the day I enlisted the recruiter looked at me and said "it really doesn't matter to me if you sign up. My quota for the month is 2. You'll be number 7 for my month. Don't sign the papers unless you're sure this is what you wanna do."

supposedly (meaning I've heard it though the grapevine from buddies still in recruiting) they have taken away punishment for not making quota and made 50 hrs the max work time per week for the Guard recruiters anyways.

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.
Unofficial King of international HERFing!

Today... forgot to put on my belt so my slacks are saggin majorly, got a new coffee cup yesterday thinking it was a cool design. Turns out it blows at keeping coffee in the cup much less keeping it warm.

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I am the rocks of eternal shore: Crash against me and be broken!~ En Sabah Nur

Cigar bands that are glued together so much that they won't peel off cleanly....

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Marty


Some expensive sour mash bourbon, an excellent handmade cigar, an exceptional woman.... Life is good!
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Life's too short for bad cigars, Grasshopper......
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jlmarta:

Cigar bands that are glued together so much that they won't peel off cleanly....

+1 Kinky's bands are like that.. Have yet to peel one off without ripping it.

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If you want to find the loneliest person in the room, look for the clown.

When you finally get used to seeing A particular doctor, learn to trust him and finally become comfortable in A office setting. What do you think he does next? He decides to move to another city to work at A hospital and just leave his patients hanging. I'm not kidding, he only gave his staff three weeks notice. He only gave me three day's notice. In that time I had to find another doctor and have my medical records transferred before he places them into long term storage where I can no longer access them. Talk about A headache. It's been ridiculous.

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Our future is to be our children's past. How will we be remembered? What wisdom shall we impart? Rejoice in our souls for that's all that remains in the end.

RBeckom:

When you finally get used to seeing A particular doctor, learn to trust him and finally become comfortable in A office setting. What do you think he does next? He decides to move to another city to work at A hospital and just leave his patients hanging. I'm not kidding, he only gave his staff three weeks notice. He only gave me three day's notice. In that time I had to find another doctor and have my medical records transferred before he places them into long term storage where I can no longer access them. Talk about A headache. It's been ridiculous.

I hate having to break in a new doctor , usually mine freakin retire ! And I'm like " but doc I still plan on being sick some more " and you just get that deadpan stare ...

Having to entertain a prospective new grad student at night, then wake up and go see if I can find a job bartending for a while because my funding ran out and I can't get a new job 'til September. I told the kid there'd be a quiz at the end of dinner to see if he remembered everything we told him, and if he passed it he might as well go find something else to do because he's not drinking enough for science. Not my fault if he laughed at that, right?

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I try not to step on toes, but some people keep sticking their feet out.